Things to ponder:
1. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as
ghosts but as mattresses?
2. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no
woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
4. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
5. Is there another word for synonym?
6. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
7. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
8. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
